Worst. Criminal. Mastermind. Ever.

This guy is dumb.

Do you remember the name James Everett Dutschke? No? Then perhaps you remember his other name: "Guy who tried to send a ricin-laced letter to the President".

Yeah, that James Everett Dutschke.

Anyways, it (obviously) didn't work. Nor did his attempt to frame his arch-nemesis - and Elvis impersonator - Paul Kevin Curtis for sending the letter. So, that's it and this loon can't threaten anyone anymore.

Not quite.

JACKSON, Miss. (AP) — A Mississippi man charged with sending poison-laced letters to President Barack Obama and other officials has been charged with trying for a second time to frame the man first arrested in the case — this time, by having someone else send a poisoned letter.

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The new indictment says Dutschke, while incarcerated, tried to recruit someone to make more ricin and send it to (U.S. Sen. Roger) Wicker, R-Miss.

Not only that, he again tried to frame Curtis for sending the letter. And he did this while in jail, where the authorities can basically read anything you send or receive. So the obvious question is: what did Curtis do to piss off Dutschke so much?

Think about it - you're in jail partially for framing this guy. And then you do the same thing again...while in jail! Either you are duller than a sack of wet mice or you have got hate levels off the chart for this guy.