In My Day, We Called It "Being A Spoiled Little Shit"

So it's pretty hard to read a news site or turn on the television without hearing about the spoiled little shit who killed four people while driving drunk and only got probation. The reason? He suffered from (and I am not making this up) "Affluenza". According to his attorneys, the spoiled little shit named Ethan Couch was brought up in a consequence-free environment by his parents. And the judge bought into it. And so now in Texas a spoiled little shit is free while an entire family was buried. All because his parents are apparently worthless when it comes to actually being parents.

What a spoiled little shit looks like

And what did this spoiled little shit do before he killed four people?

Earlier on the night of the accident, June 15, Couch and some friends had stolen beer from a local Walmart. Three hours after the crash, tests showed he had a blood alcohol content of 0.24, three times the legal limit, according to the district attorney's office.

But hey, he grew up under the non-existent thumb of over-permissive rich douchebags. So he must not be able to use logic, comprehend basic concepts of right and wrong, or rationalize that it's wrong to steal beer and drive drunk. Let alone kill people. Probation for all!

Wonder how this would have gone down if a poor, black kid had killed four people? I think we all know probation wouldn't be on the table.

Worst. Criminal. Mastermind. Ever.

This guy is dumb.

Do you remember the name James Everett Dutschke? No? Then perhaps you remember his other name: "Guy who tried to send a ricin-laced letter to the President".

Yeah, that James Everett Dutschke.

Anyways, it (obviously) didn't work. Nor did his attempt to frame his arch-nemesis - and Elvis impersonator - Paul Kevin Curtis for sending the letter. So, that's it and this loon can't threaten anyone anymore.

Not quite.

JACKSON, Miss. (AP) — A Mississippi man charged with sending poison-laced letters to President Barack Obama and other officials has been charged with trying for a second time to frame the man first arrested in the case — this time, by having someone else send a poisoned letter.

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The new indictment says Dutschke, while incarcerated, tried to recruit someone to make more ricin and send it to (U.S. Sen. Roger) Wicker, R-Miss.

Not only that, he again tried to frame Curtis for sending the letter. And he did this while in jail, where the authorities can basically read anything you send or receive. So the obvious question is: what did Curtis do to piss off Dutschke so much?

Think about it - you're in jail partially for framing this guy. And then you do the same thing again...while in jail! Either you are duller than a sack of wet mice or you have got hate levels off the chart for this guy.